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       Generally people follow guidelines and certain structures when writing an essay for a teacher. In my grade 11 year, I answered questions to novel studies carefully, thoroughly and meticulously; creating a perfect Teachers Pet atmosphere. Now as I sit reflecting on my past answer, I seemingly chuckle to myself. I find it quite highly amusing that I so much as passed (getting an A and a commendation) my English that year.

 

We were told to pick a character from the movie One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest and describe them from our perspectives. I chose Nurse Ratched on the main basis that I just didnt like her, then went into great detail as to why

 

If youre in grade 11 and reading this, I strongly suggest you dont follow my role just to see whatll happen. Like I said, I have no idea how I so much as passed giving answers like this so if you try to copy my answers, I forewarn you that you will more than likely fail. Without further ado, I give you my answer to question number two

 

 

Number Two:

Describe Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

 

I honestly have no idea what kind of a person Big Nurse Ratched is in real life, but I for one would never be stupid enough to stab her in the back.

            The thing that bothered me about the nurse was her cold attitude. I mean, really, would it hurt to at least crack a smile?! Youre dealing with insane people, not murderers! Well, they could have been murderers but they wouldnt TELL you!!! What are you so worried about?! When I think about insanity, I think of giddy people, fun loving people, people who like to frolic around and arent afraid to show their inner emotions. Perhaps she, too, should no longer be a worker at the mental clinic but a patient instead. A patient in the grumpy ward. AH HA! AH HA!

            To be quite honest, the viewer is grown to despise the nurse SO MUCH that at the end, he or she almost wants to get up, jump into the screen, grab the nurse by the neck with both hands and do the job him or her selves! It was because f her that I didnt feel any of the patients improved at all. They probably all just wallowed in self pity, gradually got worse or stayed the same and the minute R. P. McMurphy walked in, she knew he was going to be a lot more difficult than the rest. No matter how many times she tried to control him, it just wasnt possible. He was the one person she was unable to control and it wasnt because of McMurphy himself but because McMurphy had gained trust and companionship with his fellow prisoners. They were all as one. All fighting the same war, all living the same lives, all stuck in the same ward. He got them to listen to him. They began following his movements and patters, listening to everything he had to say, doing things no one else could make them do; together they were very powerful. So what did Nurse Ratched decide needed to be done? She eliminated the problem by

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            To sum everything up, Nurse Ratched is a cowardly bastard who has no heart. Im guessing the monsters in her closet attacked her while she was sleeping, ripped out her heart, and ate it in front of her while she sat on her bed screaming, with nothing to do but watch as they held her eyes open and made certain she didn't move a muscle.

            I feel that because of those demons she encountered, she became a raging bitch and sought revenge so she went to work where she felt at home and where the demons couldn't get her anymore. There's no better place than the mental institution.