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List of things I wish to accomplish in the near future:
1.Find a priest and have a religious debate with him.
2.Volcano
eruption.
3.Find at least 5 new ways to disgust people.
4.Wear skis. Try to walk up steps.
5.Take pictures of
random people.
6.Wear one of those practical joke "knife in the head" things around all day. Pretend it's a normal part
of your body, or that the person that points it out is delusional.
7.Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
8.Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
9.Two words: snorkel suit.
10.Write the words "Help
me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
11.Pay the toll for the car behind you.
Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver. (Too bad I hit my house)
12.Laugh. Laugh a
lot. A whooooole lot.
13.Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to
make it dance.
14.Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene
gesture.
15.Look behind myself frequently, with a very paranoid look.
16.Lob burning things in the windows of smokers
who throw their butts out the window.
17.Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking
them lovingly.
18.Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger eat, when driving alone.
19.Stop and collect
roadkill.
20.Throw Spam.
21.Paint your car with occult symbols.
But since I HIT MY HOUSE. . .
22.Broadcast
my friends' life historys' on the internet. Tell them at graduation.
23.Buy pet sea monkeys.
24.Get my parents a pet
dog for Christmas since they won't let me have one.
25.Paint a picture of "life" on the bathroom door.
26.Master the
art of the guitar in my sleep. (I've been caught sleep-playing rather than sleep-walking lately.
27.Type maniacally and
laugh menacingly in the middle of journalism class... wait a sec... that's what I'm doing right now...
28.Bring my kettle
to school and make tea in the middle of the hallway.
29. Set up the Christmas tree in a very inappropriate place (such
as the bathroom or the kitchen).
30. Bake Christmas treats at 3:30 in the morning (clatter essential).
31. Buy a large
quantity of gold fish. Raise them in the bathtub.
32. Hold all of my brother's Christmas presents ransom until he gives
me back everything he's ever stolen from me.
33. If 32 doesn't work, proceed to bulldoze his house and steal his dog.
34. If 33 doesn't work, sell Couter (his dog) on eBay.
35. Get a prom date over the internet.
36. Tape a good
friend to a telephone pole. Take lots of pictures, post them all over town and thank them profusely for being such a good
sport. Leave them there.
37. Fill the bathtub with gelatin.
38. E-mail random people who are icons of mine. Invite
them to prom. Age is not important.
39. Buy lots of useless items. Give them to random people.
40. Buy pencils. Give
each friend one pencil for their Christmas gift.
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