The other day, my family and I went shopping in Cranbrook at the Wholesale Foods store. "Another rant... why isn't this on the rant page, damnit?!" yeah yeah yeah, shut your hole. So we were walking towards the building, right, and I saw this guy get out of his car. A normal occurance, correct eh mondo? Well I didn't really think much of it at the time. Happens everyday, people get out of their cars. They'd appear somewhat strange if they didn't.

 We got out of the store, walked to our car, pushed the stupid "unlock" button twice (people are getting so damn lazy...) and piled in. By this time I was rather confused because the fellow was still standing beside his car. "Maybe he's locked out," I thought. I kind of worry about people like that because I locked the keys in the car at my Grandmother's funeral (terrible timing) and I don't think I'll ever forget it.

 As we began pulling out of the parking lot, I kept a close eye on the little bugger. Still standing my his car with his back turned towards us, I was kind of curious as to what was going on. I kind of hoped he wasn't urinating because, if he was, I felt really bad for staring so hard.

 When we pulled up closer to his vehicle, he calmly turned around. In his hand was none other than a cancer stick. He looked so STUPID! Leaning against his car, in the middle of the parking lot, smoking his cigarette... I mean, think about it! He's inhaling toxic chemicals, he looks like a moron standing out there by himself smoking the damn thing and he knows the thing stinks like manure which is why he won't take it inside his car!!!  SMOKERS (people)  ARE DUMB!!!!!!!

 I felt this rant needed its own page to symbolize the idiocy in society. Does this man make any sense?! If it smells that bad, do you not think that you, too, might smell like shit? In reality, I'm fairly certain you're not much (if any) better! Bah! *Shakes her fist*

 So have a good time inhaling cancer. I'm going to go drink some water and think about how stupid that guy looked some more.