HOTMAIL JUNK MAIL FOLDER

From       Your Host

Date        June 13

Size         4k

Subject   Hi feftekhari! You're a WINNER!                                 

                I don't know about you, but I'm pretty certain I've never met anyone by the name Feftekhari and no, I didn't forget the capital in the subject box. They seem to have forgotten to hit the shift key. I'm sure feftekhari is indeed a winner and if I ever get to meet this individual I'll be sure to pass the message on.

                Now I'm not certain of this but I don't think this e-mail was really intended to go to anyone. My e-mail address is "kelley_rowe" so it's not really that hard to figure out who I am. Most junk mail companies have actually thought about this concept and started putting "Kelley, this is for you" or something along those lines in the subject box. Not this company, however.

                I sometimes wonder what companies like "YourHost" do. I'm not brave enough to open their messages because I know something horrific will most likely end up happening to my computer. I'm quite content with sitting in deep curiosity and wondering what, exactly, "YourHost" does. Sometimes I make up theories in my head. The latest is that "YourHost" is actually hosting a bunch of aliens and by replying to their messages, you're actually supporting them as well as their ways. After you get suckered into a deal they offer you, they drop an alien off at your house so they can study you and you have to take care of them until they're ready to leave. My other theory is that they're jerks that are trying to send you as many messages as possible so eventually, when you least expect it, your junk mail folder will fill up and your computer will explode.

                Well, I suppose I'll just sit and wait for another message to appear in my junk box. Maybe I'll even open it and see what's inside if I dare...