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| Signs You Have a Hangover |
- You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
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- Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to
"stay still."
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- Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a
glass of fresh paint.
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- You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
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- You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
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- You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible
praying in a fetal position.
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- The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and
give it whirl!"
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- All day long your motto is, "Never again."
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- You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
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- Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"
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