KelsoLand
Home
The Key to Success
No Use For A Name
You're my new favorite!
Will Ferrell Quotes
Diana's E-mail
We Learn By Doing
Signs You Have A Hangover
My Personality
Aquarius
Webpages that are good
Stop Working
Poetry is Dead.
Poetry in Pieces
Friends
Kelso and Dee
Running For Prez
Pie
Controversial
Kelso
Complete and Utter Stupidity
Dino
Kim
Tiff
A Rant or Two
Just Junk It
The final survey
How to.....
Hot or Not
Prom Updates
DAMNIT!
Smokers
Disclaiming Nonsense
Relax
PrOm DaTe
Stolen Goods
Asshole
A Rant Or Two.. Part II
Contact Kelso
Kelso...?!

kelsograd.jpg

"I locked up a lock and the world in a box." ~ Quote from grade 8.

My sketch of the tattoo I might get done.
tattoodragon.jpg

Name: Kelley
Nicknames: Kelso, Bonkers, Batman, Mary Poppins, Bingo, Einstein (that's a lie), the walking dictionary, KinkSter (don't ask. No really.), Compulsively Happy, KUNG FU CHINESE CHICKEN (why didn't this stick?), K-Dawg 

Age: 19... maybe?

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 108 the last time I checked and I'll never do it again. That way it'll never change. (I know there's no way in Hell I'm still 108 but they say ignorance is bliss...)

Hair Color: Currently red, blonde, black and my roots are coming in so there's some brown invading.

Eye Color: Blue! One has my happy birth mark in it.

If I got a choice, I'd: Go camping! And then shower after camping... because that feels just sooooo damn good.

Watch: Ever After or Legends of the Fall maybe?

Listen to: Depends on the mood

Do: Camp... then shower after camping. That feels SO good!
Eat: CHOCOLATE! Wait... does chocolate suffice as a food? ICE CREAM CAKE! Hmmm.. does THAT count? PASTA!
 
Play: Drunken Twister with Dino
 
Celebrate: JulyFest or Halloween

Spend time with: Leon (he helps me through some pretty crazy times)

Smell: Essential Oils. Possibly "Exotic" from the Body Shop.

Go to: Scotland. And I'd take Kim, mom and Patsy-D with me. HA!

Song I'm listening to... RIGHT NOW!: Ani DiFranco: Talk To Me Now.
 
(All of this is done is survey form but I don't like to choose favorite anythings for I feel it refrains you from fully appreciating a great many of the other things around you... Hence the form I chose to ask and answer my questions in.)

Unfortunately, there just isn't a brave enough insane asylum around these parts to support me.